Brave Sir Kepler

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Kepler ran away... Sir Kepler: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Kepler: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Sir Kepler: *I never did!* Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Kepler turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Sir Kepler: *Oh, you liars!* Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Kepler.